Wednesday, February 4, 2009

My life with a roomate..

It's been a while since I have my roomate. (I think 3 semester ago since my last roomate) After 7 semester in this college I have 5 roomates which 3 of them are just my temporary roomate. This time I have a roomate who really makes my final year in this college hard to endure. It is not lke I hate her or what but I just can't  stand it. Every minute and every second spend with her in this very room of mine seems like I'm trapped in a different time zone. (hahaha melampau la ba kan) My privacy is gone now..... Want to know why? Just continue reading....


Day 1 with roomate

Late night on last sunday she arrived. She opens the door and I smiled to her. She said hi to me and I said Hi back... (I'm nice aren't I?) So I just sat in front of my laptop playing pet society on facebook. She came with her sister in law who helped her to carry her things. Then she start to unpack her things. Keep in mind that I don't care what she do as long as she didn't cross the line. She cleaned her place up. Then she start asking questions:

-brapa lama u x mop blik? bnyk rmbt la.. (damn My hair mmg like dat ba always fall i cant help it. even if i mop everyday still will have hair lying on the floor). BUt I answer nicely la.. urrmmm lma suda x mop kali tu,....

- boleh sy on radio ka? My sister in law give me ba radio just now. (It's okay for me...) So I give her green light to on the radio.

- Eh kamu online ka? Kamu guna apa online? ( at that time she saw me online usin my cute lil maxis modem) me; Uuurmmm... guna ini la.... *pointing at the modem* 

- Brapa 1 bln kalo guna ini? .... me: 138

- Wah mahal la....(so i explain about the other alternative for her to online.. ) me: use this bla..bla..bla.. use celcom bla...bla..bla... 

- kamu x mau share ka? (eeeeerrrkkk i'm torn apart don't know what to answer) me: owh modem ini sy guna sementara sj lg i can't afford to pay so mahal. Lg pun now actually i share modem with my friends d blik seblh use LAN.

-aiya... tp kalo share ok jg ma... (I still don't want ba!!!!) me: ahhh... it's okay la if u really need to use internet I can let u use for a while la. but you use your own laptop la k..

-Waaaahhhh... banyak brg kamu ahhhh... bila kamu beli ini? (she point at my fridge. Hahaha.. i have mini kitchen in my room complete with rice cooker and heater and all the things i need to cook.) me: ya... lama suda but i didn't angkat from the stor yet.
- Bnyk ohhhhh.... nanti kamu blk mcm mana la? (I'm so lazy to converse so I try to answer minimaly haha.) me: biar saja la. tggl mcm itu saja.
- x jual or bg org ka? (isshhh... suda2 la ba tanya tu) me: no lah...

*at this point when she ask me too much question my ears mo jd panas da ni.. penat mo jwb2 ba.. i know she's being nice but i'm tired ba... it's almost 12 suda*

Enough with the questions if i am to write all the questions this post will have no end. After all that questions let me tell you about her telephone habit. She likes to talk on the phone using loudspeaker. I repeat she use LOUDSPEAKER speaking on the phone. aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I know la I can't speak huayu like what she told her bf on the phone. But i'm not that dumb. I still can understand simple words. Why oh why must she talk on the loudspeaker. Combine the sound of her radio+her big voice+her bf voice on the loudspeaker= HEADACHE TO ME!!!!

Once again I'm being nice so I just let her talk maybe she misses him too much or what I dont know and I don't care la. I just continue playing game. Then suddenly baaammmmm... i'm in the dark. She switch of the light without telling me. Online a blind person can't see me still wide awake in front of my laptop. Why must she do that? Earlier I did ask her whether she like to sleep with the light off or not. It is okay with me if she wants to switch it off but dammnnnn... let me know so that I can switch on my reading light. Or just let me know for the sake of she knows that this is my room too and not hers. In the dark she is still on the phone and of course with loudspeaker.... 

Day2 with roomate

I woke up in the morning and i'm still in my room with her.. arrhghhh how i wish i woke up with my room back to normal... The whole day she is not in the room so its feels nice.. hahaha... but then the night come and there she is.. heehe... mcm hantu oh kan. So as usual i cook my dinner with the help of bolong. When I want to start cooking she said to me. "wahh lewat suda ni br mkn?" I malas want to ckp pjg lebar so I simply answer yes. While we are cooking she suddenly came up from behind us and stand between us poking her head in front of my pot. "Wahhhh suma pun ada... daging pun ada jg .. mmg mcm kitchen oh suda" (mmg la ba that's why i have fridge to simpan the daging and sayur2 if not what am i to cook???) Then after we finish cooking bolong went to wash the plates. 

Then she started talking again.... " Lewat suda ni br mkn nanti gemuk kalo mkn lewat... tengok kamu gemuk" (?&!*^@%^%#^^&@#! she said I'm fat!!! ) So i just say...mmmmmm.......  But then after we finish eating she ask whether she can tumpang my fridge or not. i'm still angry and terluka with the title gemuk she gave me but I'm so nice I give her green light again.

I'm so being nice to her by letting her use my things. I don't mind if she want to borrow my heater or anything as long as she asked first. When she said she want to use my heater I said okay but I didn't know that she want to use it to fill her 5 litre water bottle. She boil water 5 times in a row when my water is so sikit already. I'm dehidrating but she didn't realize that. UWAAaaaa I can't do things whatever and whenever I like to do anymore... my private life is gone.....

Day 3 with roomate

Woke up as usually and went to class.. As usual went to jog in the afternoon. Come back to hostel. Open the door... jeng..jeng.. jeng... She was sitting at my place onlne with her laptop. She unplugged the LAN cable from my laptop without my permission!!! What if I'm downloading something???? I will be very furious but luckily on that very day I didnt download anything. I said that she can only use the internet to find resources or anything academic. Strictly not for entertainment BUT SHE IS WATCHING YOUTUBE!!!. It is not that I don't want her to use it. But i'm the one who online almost 24/7. The reason why we ( me and my friends) apply for the maxis broadband is because internet is part of us.... hhaahaha... really feel something wrong if I was not online for even a day... 

I'm so good ... (hehehe) so I let her use it and i went to take shower. Then I want to cook but how am I to cook when she is using my table. where I cook of course. She just sat there and doing her ppt presentation while waiting for the youtube of course. I waited for 30 min. But she still didn't ask me whether i want to use my placce or not. 

Then..... the devil inside me came out.. instead of telling her to stop which I don't know and I hate to tell her. I ask bolong my neighbour to unplugged the LAN cable from the hub. hahahahahhaa... I'm soooooo EEVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL......... but what to do I can't tahan anymore. I don't like to talk that's me. Anyway she is older than me. She should have more common sense. When I say she can borrow, she can .. but don't make it as her own... Don't treat my belongings like her own..... Or else I'm not the one who do the words thingy I take action. 


If this things become worst.... maybe I'll move to another room..... but for the time being I'm trying my best to adapt to my new environment.....


Owh... I forgot to tell that she like to poke her nose everywhere..... she always want to know what I was doing.... What I am doing online also she want to know.... there goes my private life.... HAHAHAHa... If she knows i blog about her... i'm dead!!!

10 cliks on the switch:

resyscaz said...

astaga....kalau saya la kan..adui mau mattey eh...i know ur rumate must b KPLI ni kan....haha...terribLe ni...kesian kau..huhu

sHeiLa said...

one word.. SCARY!

run baby runnnn... hahahahahaha

be friends with earphone/headphone la coz besar kan, so kalau dia becakap2, turn on the music louds so u can't even hear what she ask/said/mumble.. hehehehehe

sH@r0nM3i said...

sze mei here, i hope u dun mind i left u a comment here...tats too bad n so sad to hear about ur roomate...n tats really terrible...i wonder how u tolerate wit that...if for me, i sure bombarded her early early already....

eimi.mitsuko said...

resycaz: yabah.. kpli la ni...

sHeila: mmg mo run away suda dis.. but teda room available ni.. Later I surely go buy headphone la dis..

sH@r0nM3i: i wanted to sze mei but i'm not good in words.. hehe.. let her be la.. wait until my volcano erupt...

sH@r0nM3i said...

is ur roomate hair quite short, wit neck length straighten hair... sarawak chinese???

eimi.mitsuko said...

yup... u got dat rite sze mei... u've seen her??

sH@r0nM3i said...

its really TAT gal ar....she's really irritating ...she join the ping pong team ma...macamlah sangat pandai main...bt actually sucks...1st time c her...memang dun like her ady...my junior oso hav the same thinking as mine...aiya...dang!!!...u really got her as roomate....really sui lah...

eimi.mitsuko said...

whoa...thought its only me... guess its kinda hard to be around her.. Really the very sui la dis..

Joan said...

ko pi bakar dia punya santut ba. kasi tapuk dia punya laptop. buang sampah sana bawah meja dia...hmm..apa lagi ah..ludah air minum dia..ahahaha

lagi jahat ni.

ko sudah cakap ka nda sama dia ko nda suka dia ni?

Debbie Annabell said...

huahuahua.. romies prob.. sama la kita.. hehe.. tpi u r worst than me la. at least my romate very generous. hehehe..